Tumblr (3.0; @jbdlux)http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwentrQvEM1r5zvc0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/51145024209http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/51145024209Thu, 23 May 2013 08:52:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0d596068a7f32d9ad1af307173b36d1/tumblr_mk782tGfMX1rl22k3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>ODB 👐</p>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/50114854527http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/50114854527Fri, 10 May 2013 17:46:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5ae4547a20327fe6d5ad6348d8c869c/tumblr_mlzk7wm1xf1qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9df3a2c05ae92ebfa5cf8f9578ad8843/tumblr_mlzk7wm1xf1qzk2upo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f202d56ee070c5295b91ac1067c03d7d/tumblr_mlzk7wm1xf1qzk2upo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cc7210c52a3853406be009f6ffed8c5/tumblr_mlzk7wm1xf1qzk2upo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/49166357486http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/49166357486Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:53:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e6a59b94a7b0ea4b2fc144c287dcf76/tumblr_mjx29deJ9T1qktrmeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grrrlfever.tumblr.com/post/49089679164/track-1-all-star-smash-mouth-track-2-all-star" target="_blank">grrrlfever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>track 1: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 2: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 3: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 4: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 5: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 6: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 7: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 8: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 9: <span>all star - smash mouth<br/></span>track 10: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 11: all star - smash mouth<br/>track 12: <span>all star - smash mouth</span></p> </blockquote>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/49126625058http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/49126625058Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:54:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8ui5LXGu1qd5ozjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8ui5LXGu1qd5ozjo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerddownand5.tumblr.com/post/47331584488/dead" target="_blank">nerddownand5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dead.</p> </blockquote>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/47340839796http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/47340839796Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:57:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2761e0fb7c669c1cddf3086de4e4013b/tumblr_mkm4iuqIFn1qhwlcho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://teamnigh.tumblr.com/post/46917157600/teamnigh-witchunt-i-have-66-mini-demon" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">teamnigh</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>TEAMNIGH WITCHUNT </p> <p>I have 66 mini demon canvas’s blind and bagged for $25 each. 2 are marked.. one with a rabbit and one with 6/66. the first will win you a 3 inch dunny and canvas. the second, will win you the ‘feed the witch’ set.. free. simply email WITCHUNT to teamniigh@yahoo.com for details.</p></blockquote>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/46930595053http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/46930595053Tue, 02 Apr 2013 07:58:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a482abcb7f8a50741a695e119c37b1aa/tumblr_mjg0p9NL8S1qhkvzfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/45017438285http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/45017438285Sun, 10 Mar 2013 07:46:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f05bb72c0cbe85cdbf6446c6c3a06ec/tumblr_mj0yde05hk1qhkvzfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Travel well.</p>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/44358366783http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/44358366783Sat, 02 Mar 2013 03:32:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uqc5ZO2D1qhjjyao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/43637855000http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/43637855000Thu, 21 Feb 2013 05:47:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fbdf52058063011cfe30d031ecd0465/tumblr_mhc227TKXI1qhkvzfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/41693453359http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/41693453359Mon, 28 Jan 2013 06:18:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdhgshazne1qzikspo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vicemag.tumblr.com/post/35706291633/how-to-drink-until-your-ass-bleeds-photo-by-v" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vicemag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>How to Drink Until Your Ass Bleeds</strong></p> <p><em>Photo by <strong><a href="http://www.ivandcandie.blogspot.hu/" target="_blank"><span class="author">Ív and Candie</span></a></strong></em><br/><br/><em>Hey, you rapidly decaying protoplasmic sacks of calcium and shit, my name is Dr Mona Moore. Obviously, that is not my real name, but I am a real doctor. Don’t feel bad for me, though, because it means I will always have a job, an apartment ten times bigger than yours, and the right to tell you what to do simply because I will always know better. Enjoy my column!</em></p> <p><u><strong>BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH - HOW TO DRINK YOURSELF TO A BLEEDING ARSE</strong></u></p> <p>I had my worst experience in the ER ever this week. I had to extract wads of bloody tissue from a homeless man’s anus after he plugged it to stop himself shitting on the streets. Every few minutes I made an excuse such as—I need more gloves—and ran to wretch with a gasp of fresh air.</p> <p>I can smell true alcoholics before I see them. I’m not talking about your amateur weekend binge-drinkers; tequila-in-the eye, snorting-vodka, the ‘striving for oblivion’ contingent, or the middle-aged women who down three bottles of red wine a night after they put their kids to bed because they have no joy in their lives. This is the “I want to pickle my brain, bleed from my ass and lose any sense of coherent reality forever” group. They’re the really stinky fuckers. Like ass-wad man.</p> <p>He drank so much he had scoured the inside of his stomach raw with ulcers, which were bleeding out so quickly it ran straight through the 6.5m of his gut, mixed with shit and leaked all over the street. His brain was so marinated in sweet dark rum that he was blissfully unaware of his own wretchedness. To be fair to him, he was a little embarrassed, which is why he had shoved toilet paper up his arse—a gesture of politeness not to leak in public.</p> <div><a href="http://www.vice.com/read/bollocks-to-the-hippocratic-oath-how-to-drink-yourself-to-a-bleeding-arse?utm_source=vicetumblrus" target="_blank">Continue</a></div></blockquote>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/35748075919http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/35748075919Wed, 14 Nov 2012 21:32:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc911oSc8z1reg05io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/35084719704http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/35084719704Mon, 05 Nov 2012 08:13:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbndl2Ydnr1qhkvzfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbndl2Ydnr1qhkvzfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/33257718288http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/33257718288Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:39:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbj122IN601qhkvzfo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/33081859677http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/33081859677Sun, 07 Oct 2012 00:18:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5o1nfWoK1qhkvzfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/32583632318http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/32583632318Sun, 30 Sep 2012 05:08:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mafrup4Nxw1qhkvzfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/31648379816http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/31648379816Sat, 15 Sep 2012 19:33:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1g8yA4sK1qi2riwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/31648320477http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/31648320477Sat, 15 Sep 2012 19:31:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macxp3cMHv1qzikspo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/31623944970http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/31623944970Sat, 15 Sep 2012 10:50:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma27dlSVVE1qe92k5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/31182653223http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/31182653223Sat, 08 Sep 2012 16:14:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9v7dd97fv1qhkvzfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/30922999593http://jbdlux.tumblr.com/post/30922999593Tue, 04 Sep 2012 16:58:24 -0400